My eyes are made of a “ferromagnetic” substance I realized, as
they are strongly “magnetized” by the “magnet”
in your eyes, hence the “domains” get so effectively rearranged that, I could
not take my eyes off you (my apologies, “magnetizing force” is so much that
there is no scope for “coercivity”). I have given up counting the number of”
photons” emitted by your face, (where “photoelectric effect” seems to take
place even in the absence of sunlight), for “candela” is too small a unit to
measure the “intensity of luminosity” of your face’s “lustre”. I am tired of
setting up so many “windmills” for “production” of “energy”, so as to ”generate” a smile in “coherence”
with the beautiful smile of yours. Your hair is an unwound “solenoid” that
generates random “magnetic” and “electric fields” when a group of air “molecules”
react with them, causing “retentivity” in the hearts of men, making them
“reverse biased”, as their legs start to offer “infinite resistance” as they try
to take a step away from you.
How is it that you are “uncharged” but still
manage to provide men an “electric shock”? By the way, are you “A.C.” or “D.C.”?
I guess “A.C.” though “attractive” in nature but is DANGEROUS!! But you are
also a “rectifier” for guys who have “alternating” girlfriends, who after
looking at you “filter” to become “direct”.
As a “fully charged” “capacitor” to a “D.C. current”, I block your path
with all my might but you somehow by-pass me, sending me into my “cut-off
state”. How did you by-pass me, was it “diffraction” or is your “penetrating
power” so high?
Oh girl with the “dual nature” of a human and a
“celestial”, how do I “communicate” with you? My normal communication “signals”
transmitted from my “transmitter” does not reach you because of “attenuation”
due to a “noise” in the “channel” called as fear, hence, I “superimpose” it on
a “carrier wave” called as love and am sending it to you, hope the “bandwidth”
could accommodate it and please no “repeaters” to be used as my love for you is
so strong that it will cover any “range”. There is no need of an “amplifier” as
well, as no “transistor” set in any “configuration” can understand the neither “analogous”
nor “binary” signal of love, leave alone “amplifying” it.
Good God!! “Newton’s third law” fails to hold
true any longer as for so much of my “action” there has been no “reaction”,
hope they would be “equal” but not “opposite”. Even the “necessary-evil” termed
as ”friction” means you no evil to you as it allows you to glide through any
surface irrespective of the high “magnitude” of the “coefficient of friction”. At your mere presence, my heart seems to melt
away even at an “absolute zero”. Even in a “balanced bridge” condition your
presence can cause me enormous “deflection” thus giving others an incorrect
“reading”.
You have transformed me from a “grounded wire”
to a “live wire” but you still remain a “neutral wire” towards my love. When
you are around, my “alternating “behavior attains its “peak value” and hence I
am in my “active state” irrespective of the high “barrier voltages”. You have
made me “stable” in your “geostationary orbit”, as with respect to you I am
always remain “stationary”. Irrespective of whether your “object distance” is equivalent
to the “focus” or the “center of curvature”, the “image” of yours is always
registered in my “pupil”. In spite of “spherical aberrations” created as
“paraxial rays” and “marginal rays” hesitate to meet; your image on my “retina”
fails to depart even on winking. Your “image” sets me into “forced oscillations”
and finally into “LC oscillations” which is reluctant “die out”, hence
violating the law of “conservation of energy” by providing me with renewed
“energy” as time changes its “units” from “seconds” to “minutes”, and “minutes”
to “hours”.
Oh Siva in the “parallel universe”!! You are
not as lucky as I am; as such a beauty has neither “isotopes” not “isobars” and
hence, is a limited edition of “nature”. When I meet her, the “interference”
taking place due to “superposition” of shyness and happiness, causes weird” interference
fringes” on my face, with the “central maxima” between the “double-slit” called
eyes.
I now sit down to “eliminate” the self-created
“paradox” wondering… how? “When she was in my heart it felt lighter but that
she is no longer there, it feels heavier”. As the “breakdown voltage” specified
by my “manufacturer” is crossed I helplessly struggle in my “saturated state”,
the “fundamental force” of “gravity” shows me no mercy as I “freefall”… fall,
fall, fall……….fall……..fall…..and fall……………..but in love.
As I bang my head and blame to “Einstein-
Newton” and “Faraday-Edison” about my inability to understand this physics, I
realized, none shall understand this new “physics” as it is just between you
and me. I know you are like the “theory of relativity” very difficult to
understand but once I get the “concept” you will be very difficult to forget.
Hope to understand you soon.
